List of Altercations with the Lafsalonian Religion

This is a list of problems, arguments, slip-ups, scams, etc.. with the Lafsalonian Religion. The following list may be hard to comprehend or consider truthful.

Altercations
- In 1583, a year prior to the start of the Lafsalonian religion, a fellow critic bashed the religion for trying to get away  with scamming an old lady into giving all of her money that was supposed to go into her will for her children and grandchildren which was over $25,000.

- Later in December 1583, Lafsalot II received word that people were on to his scamming and mischief. He told everyone that they would later "burn in hell" and "receive conflict between god and themselves".

- In June 1585, Lafsalot made controversial remarks about dogs eating chicken. People in the surrounding area and some members of the Lafsalonian faith got extremely upset.

- In December 2005 Lafsalot II's Spirit murdered all of the band Nickelback and replaced them with robots

These are just a handful of the altercations..

Slip-ups
- In late 1586, Lafsalot II revealed a tiny secret about the religion. He said " The religion does not practice in any religious rituals, we simply have this religion to fool the simple-minded and get paid". Nothing ever pin-pointed down and no one wanted to believe it because of which there was no proof. This was just a rumor.

- In January 1590, Lafsalot II said that the whole religion was a hoax true religon but people still followed along in his c ock-eyed scheme wholesome way of life.

Scams
- Lafsalot scammed a family out of $45,000 and spent it all on dog food

- Lafsalot II scammed his brothers for $12,000 in 1587 and spent it on dog food also