Lafsalonian

Lafsalonian is the one true scam Church founded by Sir Lafsalot II. It was first created as a scam church, first created as a way to seek God in a new and reformed way. We're not sure when it was created, but we know it was somewhere in the mid-late 16th century. There are an estimated 47,000 Lafsalonian Practicers today.

Basis of Lafsalonian
The Lafsalonian Church is the true scam church in the United States and Europe. It was mostly popular in the 16th-17th century. There are not many followers of the Church today, many have them have converted to Roman Catholic. There are possibly only around 22 million still active in the Church today. Even though this seems like a huge number it is not because in the 17th century it had 996 million followers. Lots of them are of course the living descendants of Sir Lafsalot II. Lafsalonian mainly focuses on the money and popularity to be made. The Church however still takes care of the present-day followers of Lafsalonian.

Rules of Lafsalonian
In the Lafsalonian religion, marriage is strongly advised. It's not forced upon anyone, but the Church says to marry and have children. If you are any holy figure (priest, apostle, deacon, etc), you can still receive the sacrament of marriage and have children.

In the Lafsalonian religion, followers have to report $75.00 every Saturday or Sunday to the Church for "fine-keepings". The money of the church is used to "make the Church a better place" and definitely not dog food.

In the Lafsalonian religion, fellow church goers must try their hardest to make the Church a pleasant atmosphere for all those who wish to worship in peace. Any act of misbehavior or mischief is strongly prohibited.

In the Lafsalonian religion, the followers of Lafsalot must have a mural of Sir Lafsalot II in their living room or dining room. Dog food must be placed next to it in a golden plate kept under strong watch and care.

There are two book of rules that Sir Lafsalot II has wrote. The first being titled "The Rules Of Lafsalonian". The second has disappeared, and no one has seen it since 1767. Conspiracy Theorists think it had a 666 racial slurs in it, but most of these theorists are social outcasts who are attention seekers. Dante Prasscott and Leonardo Casper are rumored to have the only remaining copies of this book but, this again is a another theory by social outcasts.