Frencas Baen Kobayne

Frencas Baen Kobayne (Born: October 25, 1599) was one of the most provocative members of the Lafsalonian Church. He had always been involved in chrimes, killings, and missing dog food. It is also rumored he was the reason that the well known terrorist group known as the Taliban formed. He made himself very popular, to the point that we have too much information on Frencas. His birth-given name was Joe Shmoe. That's where the joke "Joe Shmoe" comes from.

Early Life
Frencas had come from a very poor town in Greece. He was one of nine children. Not all of his siblings were direct blood, in fact, Frencas only had two direct siblings. The other six siblings were half siblings. The nine children all shared the same father, but different mothers. Frencas never did too well in school. He didn't get along with any of his classmates. Possibly because whenever they tried to talk to him, Frencas would use them for dog food or 17th century memes. At the age of 14, Frencas, his sister Bernadette, and brother Henry moved in with their mother Diane. Their father wanted them out of the house, especially Frencas because he was so rebellious. His mother, Diane, seemed to have a tolerance for his disobedience.

The Rise of It All
In late 1619, Frencas had been getting way too disobedient. His mother Diane had to ask him to leave the house and find somewhere else to stay. Frencas had stolen way too much dog food, robbed too many pet holdings, and freed way too many cats and dogs from animal shelters. This type of lifestyle got Frencas into a lot of trouble. He spent three years in jail and two years in rehabilitation. Leading an unhappy life, Frencas feels he's at the end of his roots. He can't take the pain no longer. So he found the First Holy Church of Lafsalonian and started a whole new life.

Start to Lafsalonian
When Frencas joined Lafsalonian he advanced quickly. She was a rich person. Frencas was a very holy person up until his death. He had a close relationship with Lafsalot. Frencas was almost assassinated by Elbarque Prat-Washington. Luckily Elbarque missed and her sniper was left at the scene providing evidence to prove she did it. She went on the run. She now runs a fast food chain that is secretly killing people that want to find her everyday in the back room.